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I need me some sexy times.

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anartisticanomaly:

phantomcat94:

meefling:

You Aren’t Boring I Just Suck At Conversations I’m Sorry: a novel by me

I’m Not Ignoring You I Just Don’t Know What To Say: a sequel by me

I Feel Like I have Nothing Interesting To Say So I Don’t Say Anything At All And I’m Really Sorry Don’t Stop Talking To Me: the trilogy.

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officialwhitegirls:

primary source of income: when my mom gives me money to buy something and doesn’t ask for the change back

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2yrs:

take a chill pill, your honor

I find funny most sentences to which you add “your honor” to.

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I regret not being healthier at an earlier point in my life.

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